You 100% did not have to qualify that, I was on board from the first sentence.

Me too! What the shit, people? Have you never had a Hendrick's G&T with a slice of cucumber? All right, go ahead, dump your Coronita in that bright green swill bucket...amateurs.

Cannot believe you are letting margarita take it from gin, you guys. Where my hard drinkers at? Weekend warriors, go home!

What a sociopath! Who no longer feels compassion for another person, regardless of circumstances? Jesus.

This is definitely the man version of a woman/girl who says she doesn't like drama. BACK AWAY, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

I've never seen the Star Wars movies either, but I weirdly know a lot about them because pop culture.

True. I went through both pretty princess and tomboy phases at various times in my young life, and just ended up a lady who likes both glitter shoes and martial arts.

The whole thing is set on one plane trip. SURPRISE!

OOOOOOOOH. I wonder if anyone else is getting that innuendo? I certainly didn't.

This is why I hate that Hell's Kitchen always divides the men and women at the beginning. It does not take long for the men's half of the kitchen to get really misogynistic. Not that the women chefs are not also nasty to the guys sometimes, but the guys' abuse always seems disproportionately gendered. And the guys get…

I am pro-shaming in this case!

This is a situation where I feel like "you started it" is a fair defence.

I gotta stand up for Mitt on this one occasion because I frequently iron clothes while I'm wearing them. I'm just a BAMF, what can I say.

The whole thing looks like a fashion shoot for Anthropologie.

I was also obsessed with Max Haines as a kid! I read him religiously. Fucker was syndicated everywhere so obviously I wasn't his only devotee.

Oh man, of all the things you do not need grad school for, marketing has got to top the list.

Ugh, I can still recognize that slightly-too-high-pitched laugh from a mile away.

It wouldn't be happenstance though, on account of the stalking. You're literally saying wait for her in the mall until you learn her break schedule. That's a big pile of NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

This is perfect. Consider anything but a very enthusiastic "Oh my god yes, here's my number!" as a no. When I was in retail I got in shit if I was rude to the customers, and the definition of rude for retail is way lower than in real life. So it was in my best interest to just laugh off requests for dates because a…

Oh my god OP, please do not stalk her at lunch, that is terrifying.