The invention of the Kobo was the best thing to ever happen to the romance novel industry, for serious. My consumption levels went through the roof! The roof, I say!

Eh, my bestie is 7 months pregnant, short-waisted and she's not doing badly at all. I mean, she gets kicked in the lungs sometimes but there's no broken bones or anything terrifying.

It is actually not. There are plenty of studies which show "sex" doesn't sell random products better than an actually thoughtful campaign that speaks to the consumers' unfulfilled need. It is the path of least resistance though, which is why you see so many people doing it. (Plus, ask any ad agency, clients have dumb…

Plenty of people take jobs and then discover the terms are inhuman and/or ridiculous. They certainly wouldn't be the first people to think "hey this is actually unfair" after entering a situation. However you spin it these are still some illegal labour practices and a bigger chunk of dumb bullshit about how people get…

Having a job is also not mandatory but civilized societies have things like labour laws.

Ditto The Heat. She was purposely a grimy, tough cop and that movie was goddamn hilarious.

YEAH

I think the point is more, all this "advice" contradicts itself and half of it is plain stupid (Am I really going to be cold all the time to lose weight? That's a no.) so just do you.

I might be too stubborn for this. My husband does that sometimes and I am just like CALM YOURSELF I AM AN ADULT. But he also asked me if we could do more romantic stuff and I was like "what's romantic?", so it's possible I'm actually a robot.

I love this comment because I do the sprinkler SO HARD all the time and it's very validating for me that anyone would think this was attractive, ever. Haha.

As someone who practices MMA/BJJ, I feel pretty confident it would be completely useless in the event someone slits my throat while I sleep in my own home. But thanks for playing.

Right, because the fortune cookie is sentient and knows your body type. Makes perfect sense.

I have been there. JUMP SHIP, POST HASTE! "Not the worst job you've ever had" is no reason to swear loyalty when there's a learning opportunity, possible dream job and great cultural fit waiting for you elsewhere. If people in the future ask about the short period of Job A, tell them the truth: you were prepared to…

God I love Mark. He's like an adorable puppy, in the best most non-condescending way. I'M INTO IT, MARK.

Are you freaking kidding me? That's amazing! You just made this Canuck's day.

Anna Kendrick and RuPaul take this round.

Give it up, Jez, no one cares.

I hope your results are negative! Best of luck, keep us updated. Wish I wasn't grey so I could promote this.

Sorry buddy, if it helps I'm in the same industry. There are a lot of scraggly first-time beards up in here.

Not a poor description of most social media managers, actually.