Beat me to it. Seriously Ronda Rousey is probably THE most famous female MMA fighter right now, you can't Google it for two seconds?

I like American Dad because Hailey and Francine are allowed to be just as ridiculous as the rest of the crew, and not necessarily in ways characterized as "feminine".

I feel like we could have done better than "Offbeatr". Jezzies, activate!

I just inadvertently learned about myself. Thanks a lot, Anna.

Great idea!

I love that only 2 out of 9 men are even willing to lie about never watching porn again.

No sleeping with your cell phone under your pillow on that thing.

Is it a 4-slice toaster though? I have standards.

I would read that.

Ha! I was just scrolling down to say "Well he has a type, doesn't he?"

I do, hormonal birth control is a mean mean man.

Yes, me too! I pictured months of additional paperwork and am pleasantly surprised.

She will probably grow out of it. Junior high kids are thugs (my past self included). If not, just gently steer her toward a liberal college by pretending you want her to go to Republican Central Brainwashing University. She'll be at Bryn Mawr in ten minutes.

I guess? As a white person, I have to say: white people need to chill about this. I have been living my life not saying the N-word for like 26 years now; it has caused me exactly zero grief. I believe in you, fellow white people. There's no need to panic. If you need to refer to a black person, try "black person" or…

Ooof, that first one reminds me of an acquaintance. I was on a friend date with her and one of my close friends mutual to both of us. We both though the other was pretty cool based on a couple interactions so we were testing it out.

She could give the LW strategies for dealing with these unpleasant interactions politely and firmly. Captain Awkward does this shit all the time, it's not hard.

I did but Don is also a weird, don't ask me about my troubled past, social shapeshifter and he doesn't have that serial killer vibe to me.

Ugh yes! Sometimes he does things that are genuinely nice, like helping Joan take Kevin to the beach. But when he's doing his Happy Hopalong work routine, I can't help but look for the knife in his other hand. And then when Pete confronted him we saw his nice-guy act slip off.

I guess it's kind of hard for me to imagine anyone actually wanting to sex Pete.

Can we talk about Bill Benson? That guy creeps me right out and has since the beginning. I've never been able to really pinpoint why - he just seemed kind of "off". Like that neighbour you have that's sooo nice no one realizes he's an axe murderer. When he made a pass at Pete I was like RUN PETE HE'S GOING TO MAKE A…