Reminder: The blogger that keeps writing these posts and calling people asshats rolled a Bug on a public road.

Your post is heartbreaking.

According to Syracuse.com, a judge has awarded a 1.6 million dollar settlement in a class action lawsuit against Billy Fuccillo's 18 New York State car dealerships for tacking on a $295 "theft protection" package to over 16,000 customers from 2003 and 2012.

Grab your popcorn, kids.

Small is good off-road. "Low" would be the only real issue here.

Hey there, first responders! Boy am I glad to se—-

MONSTER drunk!!!!!

This isn't drunk, this is advanced drunk.

Late one night on the way to work I got nailed doing 83 in a 55. I'll completely own it...I wasn't paying attention at all. I wasn't trying to max out my car or anything, it was just inattention; totally my fault. There weren't any other cars on the road, fortunately. The cop wrote me up and I had to appear...I…

Dr. Kambiz Youabian, obviously.

Not unlike the rest of the truck....

Trail-rated, bro!

Seriously, fix it! No one hacked CENTCOM. Just their stupid twitter page.

It's

No, simply try to choose sweet jumps that have drop distances smaller than medium-sized canyons.

Cant wait to see the crew cab version, this just looks weird for some reason.

Will it Bend? That is the question.

This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism the world needs.

I see that, too! I always kind of liked those, though.

I love Jalopnik more and more. Honest Journalism is getting rarer.