I really want it to mean Turbo Sport.

Hey Subaru what does "tS" stand for?
Subaru- Oh you wanted more power? "tough Shit"

Here's the best thing you can do to one of those when your engine inevitably blows itself up:

Have you noticed how the camera appears to move up and down?

Yeah it's one of those things, you could never justify it to your buddies but.. hell yes.

Overly attached girlfriend TOTALLY would bang...

MY BRAND!

I was waiting for a the pilot to propose.

The infamous SRT-4 in driveway burnout attempt.

obligatory...

458 "Rollin' Coal" edition?

This man should be arrested and jailed.

Petty Racing has an awesome dental plan.

Also, my apologies for not having this done last Friday. I left early to go camping, and my survivalist militia group hates when I work on their time.

Tin foil wrapped Burrito??

He didn't lose control.

How can this be missing from the list?