You're soft.

Give me all the bears!

Nicotine and red wine, no contest.

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This is directed more at Every Internet Commenter and less at you specifically, but why would you rush to correct someone without first checking to make sure you're not wrong?

We're being serious for a sec? The 30 for 30 shows are eminently watchable and they know how to manipulate your emotions.

I'd watch the shit out of this episode if they actually made it.

I think you mean "Phil Jackson Will Try To Save The Knicks Until His Girlfriend Can Force Her Idiot Brother Out Of The Lakers Ownership"....

JR Smith desperately heaves Phil Jackson toward the basket from 35 feet out

Schaffer just wanted to put the story on ice for a couple of hours.

Schaffer wasn't even supposed to be there today.

He looks alright, but it's kind of depressing that he's still only able to speak gibberish.

That overtime was complete bullshit and it wasn't enough to make us all forget. Fuck basketball and fuck the assholes who think that a lucky half court shot erases twenty-five minutes of pure unadulterated debauchery that soiled the integrity of Minnesota high school basketball. The Hopkins community should be ashamed…

+1 spike in traffic for the Jean Laffite wikipedia page

Telling a joke is not trolling.

Lucky for him, Revis will be the youngest player on the team.

People have mentioned Aqib Talib and now can cite Revis. However, they forget that Jean Laffite was the first Buccaneer to become a Patriot.

ESPN: This has been a tough decision for us Rick, but you're fired.