Don't worry. If Richard Sherman has anything to say, Deadspin will let you know. Deadspin will make you know. DEADSPIN WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY YOU LITTLE TWAT

Robert Parrish and Bill Laimbeer Still don't like each other.

Excellent perspective.

Patrick Beverley vs. Russell Westbrook sounds like a British boxing match.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

List 16 FROM THAT TIME PERIOD.

And she was great on Santa Barbara. She was one of the reasons I ever watched that soap.

In the book, Buttercup is literally described as the most beautiful woman in the world. You'd think that would be impossible to cast, but you look at Robin Wright in that movie and it's like...Yup. The most beautiful woman in the world. There she is. Honestly, everyone in that movie was so perfectly cast.

According to the book The Princess Bride, she was really only the third most beautiful woman in existence. Or something like that.

As a Knicks fan, with a team that's been abysmal as they are why should we just get all horny over the fact that Phil Jackson may or may not show up? He's getting full control over a team that's probably going to lose it's star player, probably isn't going to make the playoffs in what looks like the worst conference…

fuck the water

Felton: Mmmmm dessert.

"The Knicks are in a desert. The Knicks have a bottle of water. They dump the water in the sand because fuck the water." [Posting & Toasting]

Completely agree. I'm just surprised Zach Randolph wasn't the first

I love me some quality name-calling.

There's no such thing as "First Annual", idiot. INAUGURAL.

Is anyone else tired of celebrity walkons? I like the Hamm, but i hate the whole "cut to surprise guest star, hold for applause" thing.

I love you too, Mr. Incognito. Please don't shit in my mouth.

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.