And this is a network that asks Herm Edwards to shuck and jive at every opportunity.

Regardless of how you pronounce it, whether it be with the er at the end or the arguably more colloquial a, it's safe to say we'll never see another Derek Jeter.

Kinja!

amirite or amirite or amirite...right! RIGHT!

Bing!

Shoulda been you, Ned Ryerson.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

Well done to get it all out at once and not let it turn into a whole thread. You really cut that off at the knees.

And here I thought they were signing him because he is a 7 foot defensive player who protects the rim and they need that after losing Reggie Evans. Who knew?

Are you thinking of the Knicks? The nets have actually been doing okay (by East standards) since New Years.

He must know that the Nets are only signing him to deflect the attention from how bad they are and so that they can puff out their collective chests over being the first NBA team to sign an openly gay player...right? Don't get me wrong: gay, not gay, bisexual; to me it doesn't matter and it's all equal but if…

Did she really think she could goof around like her white, male coworkers in uniform and be subjected to the same lack of scrutiny? How dare she.

This is so much worse than all that raping that goes on in the military, amirite? She should be court-martialed immediately!

I don't know how the fuck they didn't have the three winners face off. I think everyone assumed that was the logical next step. Who in charge thought that more dunks would be bad?

Mu'fuckas never loved dunks. Worst behavior.

At least a new Kinja experience is coming soon.

W O R S T

Counterpoint: you are wrong. A player being able to go as much as they want after the first three is bad ass and adds a ton of narrative to an otherwise "coinflip" situation.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

Did you even watch the video? It looks as though Chuck was doing the gin and juice just fine.