They said they wouldn't open up the beer tent until everyone was off the course.

You forgot to post the rickroll video.

Work already got cancelled for tomorrow for snow. US hockey game at 7:30 a.m.

All of them.

Let's get this out of the gray.

BREAKING: Pearl clutching at dangerously high levels in Lubbock tonight, citizen reactions at 11.

Judgmental finger pointing lady is awesome.

Unfortunately, dunk contest itself still considered terrible.

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....

His NFL prospects were ruined after the Tennessee Titans' mascot ran over him with a golf cart during a preseason game.

From the hardon you have for hating Macklemore, it would seem as if you are fully aware of his existence.

"So does this mean we don't get pizza?"

It says PUNT but it was a field goal simulator. Total failure.

Kaepernick then promptly picked up a pay phone and exited the Matrix.

I got totally lost after "fingerless gloves"

Not a single gay. Just a bunch of really friendly lady's!

Nope. The Heist was his first major release.

I agree on song, but I bet record is Royals and album is Daft Punk... Should be interesting!

When asked Brady responded, "Bill told us about it, 'Don't go out there and be stupid', so we rea....wait hold on, Has anybody seen Gronk? Shit! HAS ANYBODY SEEN GRONK!?!?"

Illuminati!