This one came from Miami, and we're frankly surprised that city doesn't produce more Idiots.

Now that this just happened...does Simmons keep his Clippers season tickets?

Of course it isn't surprising that people can experience that term negatively. That holds no surprise for me whatsoever. As I said, I don't think that people are wrong to do so.

+OVER 9000

"The Eagles are a strip mall fitness center."

There are many opinions about the role of fighting in hockey that are worthwhile, the sort that make you consider whether this beautiful game can contain such ugliness without tearing itself apart. Mike Bossy, for example.

How did they do this? Was the jersey ripped/cut, put on the statute, and then restitched? DOES THE STATUE MOVE?!

As expected. Once they showed Dzhokhar in the backwards hat, I knew this could only end in frat-ricide.