List looks arbitrary like almost all top ten lists involving games.

I love that Soviet rocket.

But she's a princess...

This is hard cold evidence that Nintendo is losing money from the R4.

@Jayl3w:

Don't forget wegame.com! that's a nice place too.

She's a princess for goodness sake! Her voluptuous beauty cannot stand in the way of health nuts. Women that perceive this game as an insult to all of our spatially rich counterparts are so wrong!

Fifty bucks that this is viral marketing.

You will only see this shade of green on the box and nowhere else in the game. Although... possibly in the corn field map.

Could be mistranslation, Trinnan-style. I think he's talking about it being like a set of tools to be creative, e.g. Mario Paint. I'm still playing that game even today!

@kelbear:

Hello Kitty can use a mouth this day and age.

He might be out of shape but his brain is top shelf.

That's some top notch man ass.

Ha! Mermaids get more action than you, Snake!

I stopped playing because Tom Nook started to break my character's knee caps whenever his mortgage payment wasn't on time. I hope they remove that feature in this version.

Gabe Newell wants his royalty check in the mail by next Monday.

This is more exciting than the Coors Light Happy Hour Countdown.

I have a question for the people that play this game: what do you think of the new freeze cam feature?

I'm surprised they're able to pull so many new features to this point with such weird hardware. Not to mention they're probably working like crazy trying to ease devs into using the cell processor. Seems like they're really trying to survive.