Remember when you thought Alabama made the tournament?

Now for the interview with the Selection Committee Chairman where he tries with all his might to avoid saying "Look, Indiana, Texas, and UCLA all have lots of fans that spend lots of money."

Well, yeah...

That looks awful. I can't believe they're still trying to make the Longhorn Network happen.

Those Montana fans went home to tell their tale about their encounter with a black person.

The article states why Stalin is missing. Hitler is missing, too. And if the other stuff you said is true, please stop embarrassing my ideology.

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Did any of us say we were from New York? The most overrated city in the history of ever?

Of COURSE Texas spends 3 years to learn state history. Most Texans think the state is so special and unique it needs 3 years to learn the history. But really, they're just too stupid to learn it in one year.

If you are going to compile a list of people who committed major war crimes, in this case the murder of tens of thousands of civilians in order to instill terror in a population, Harris and LeMay should certainly be there.

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

No, the movie is brilliant all on its own. Even though it came out in 1997, it's the greatest satire of post-9/11 America ever made. Because Verhoeven is just that good.

Whaaaaaaaaat?! Starship Troopers is brilliant.

Does the world really need novelty accounts in the Deadspin comment section? The answer is yes. We need more BMS novelty accounts.

Looking forward to seeing the Syracuse Hockey team putting decals on their helmets when Boeheim's wins eventually get restored. That's how it works now right?

Penn State alums are puzzled by your logic.

"What about the millions he's raised for cancer research?" Hey Dick, what about the millions Lance Armstrong raised? Raising money for cancer doesn't mean you didn't cheat. Tried of hearing that man talk.

"Ugh. Stop trying to be something you're not, Android. You're the PC of the phone world. Own it"

You can always use your phone's web browser to log in to FB, no need for messenger app.