Those Montana fans went home to tell their tale about their encounter with a black person.

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Did any of us say we were from New York? The most overrated city in the history of ever?

Of COURSE Texas spends 3 years to learn state history. Most Texans think the state is so special and unique it needs 3 years to learn the history. But really, they're just too stupid to learn it in one year.

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

Does the world really need novelty accounts in the Deadspin comment section? The answer is yes. We need more BMS novelty accounts.

Looking forward to seeing the Syracuse Hockey team putting decals on their helmets when Boeheim's wins eventually get restored. That's how it works now right?

Penn State alums are puzzled by your logic.

"What about the millions he's raised for cancer research?" Hey Dick, what about the millions Lance Armstrong raised? Raising money for cancer doesn't mean you didn't cheat. Tried of hearing that man talk.

I know, us Swedes have been so oppressed and portrayed savages in North America.

When rappers use the term "n***a" or "n***er" does the media automatically impose the derogatory definition upon the phrase?

you've misclicked, nationalreview.com is over there.

I'm pretty positive the Prius has an engine. That's why it makes that engine noise when you step on the go pedal.

I was hoping for a new Sim Tower one day...

Can you and people like you stop hiding behind the word "disagree," as if it's just some friendly difference of opinion.

I've lately started referring to the catholics in my life and their practices as their 'lifestyle'.

A homesexual would not "disagree with your choice." He wouldn't share your preference, but that's not the same thing and that's not what Murphy is saying and I think you know that.

"I do disagree with the fact that Billy is a homosexual."

Bigots need to stop blaming their bullshit on Jesus. He said nothing about the gay, and if this was really about the Bible they'd also be screaming for the death penalty for working on Saturdays and banning women from speaking in church and a host of other absolutely abhorrent shit.