Meanwhile, Penn State removed all their statues of a huge dick.

He has the 12th ranked run-blocking offensive line with Forte behind him. The 18th ranked 0-line in terms of pass protection (between DAL and DET) with Jeffrey, Marshall, and Bennett on the outside. He's thrown 13 of his 18 INT this year when the Bears were up, tied, or within 2 scores.

Pretty sure that's what they said when he left Denver too. Funny how that worked out

Shocking that the guy who just ran around and threw the ball up for grabs to Mike Evans for two years can't play in the NFL.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

What's crazy is, just a few weeks ago, ESPN suspended Simmons basically as a way to carry the NFL's water. Now they're on the other side - there must be some concern the NFL association is at risk of seriously damaging their brand (further).

I mean, the struggle is real for Doug. He had to steal a credit card just to get through college!

Easy, you talk about your upcoming Spartan Race.

If you're a vegan and do crossfit, which do you talk about first?

+1 future stripper

St. Luzy was known for rescuing that keg that floated off at the lake party. If they had lost it, they wouldn't have gotten back their deposit.

Really? I find his overbearing religiosity, hyper-aware branding, melodrama, and overall character truly annoying. He's essentially black Tebow.

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"

That's good trolling.

Choosing four quality conference champions; my god, the system actually kind of worked.

Another team beats a ranked one by 50+ points, obvs.

Uh, pretty sure the average student's IQ has nothing to do with this, bud.

When you shouldn't have been as high a 3 in the first place. And beating Iowa State by 50 isn't impressive, it's expected.

Because they are willing to disregard their own rules to call TCU a "champion."

What would a dumpster fire look like if you poured diesel fuel on it? That's what you're talking about.