And by salute, you mean...

I was drunk once and started singing the chorus to Highway to the Danger Zone as I started to go down on a girlfriend I had once...

i prefer the highway to the danger zone

Get vaccinated, death-bringer.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

People who believe in creationism should just be lined up and shot for being too stupid to live, and too dangerous to have walking around in society.

"OU never lost to Baylor at home until gay marriage was legal," - Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin, probably.

You mean because he repeated Blount's trash talk back to him?

But that isn't what happened, he didn't punch him when he was he taunted, he waited for him go back to his sideline and the sucker-punched him when he wasn't looking. That is a cheap shot.

Actually, Viking kind of was a job. Viking does not simply refer to any member of Norse culture, it refers to the specific Norse who were tasked with exploration, seafaring, and plunder, among other things.

The Terps did manage to both:

Maryland must have heard that there are lots of unclean hands in Happy Valley.

I guess the No Inappropriate Contact rule was mistakenly sent to the Terp's locker room instead of the Lions.

I like peanut butter, but I find the peanut butter in Reese's off-putting.

So that means the SEC is never allowed to have a down year, ever? Like maybe this year? At best, the league goes 5 deep. There still are questions of each of the top 5 in fact. Are the Mississippis really that good, or are they taking advantage of a less than vintage Alabama, a rebuilding LSU, and an outright terrible…

Particularly this year. Texas A&M whips top 10 South Carolina. Wow, A&M must be awesome, they vault into top 10. Mississippi and Miss St. whip A&M, they must be awesome, they become top 5 teams. This whole process is built upon the prestige of South Carolina, who it turns out are terrible. A&M turns out to be…

Been saying this for years. When an overrated SEC team beats an overrated SEC team, the overrated loser barely drop and the overrated winners moves up. It's a never ending cycle.