in fact, according to John Travolta, Tim Donaghy and Tony Dungy are the same person.

"To me, she's a distraction. I wouldn't let her officiate my games. But that doesn't mean she's not a good official. Now, Tim Donaghy, he's a guy I can work with." - Tony Dungy

This fucking guy...

"You did it, dad! You got us a ball! Now take off those ridiculous sunglasses."

RE: Jesus-promise dude

Wow, I thought he only saw the world that way on the football field.

Republican, its a given.

"Of the four Miami pro sports teams, it's the one team name that's NOT an animal."

Also note: the Outdoors was selected second to last.

Hey there. I'm almost 50 years old and consider Richard Punch an asshat of the first order.

Congratulations, you're everything wrong with this country.

go fuck yourself.

And yet they were released on "Personal Recognizance?" Of course, this occurred in "The Republic of Texas." I would wish they would secede from the Union already. Seeing the look on some Gun Toting Tea Party "Patriot" severed head, after they had an "encounter" with the Cartel would be priceless.

I'm sure none of these kids were/are sexually repressed at all. Not in the slightest.

Ohio State - where they like to show off that they can spell "Ohio."

Was there some sort of painted line he was standing on? I'm confused at your backwoods grammar.

says it right there: "And waiting on line at Vikings offices merely gave fans an hourlong head-start on internet purchases." assuming ol' barry meant "in line"

Bro 1: Can you grab the buns?

He gives other chupacabras a bad name.

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.