He's clearly not doing Deadspin jokes the right way.

Naturally, the Cardinals took issue with the display and scolded him to, "Act like you've been there before".

ESPN made this guy the second most famous basketball player in the world and is now a multi-millionaire because he had four good games in a row in New York City. He needs to shut the fuck up.

Why wouldn't they want to unload Lin, anyway? At $15 million, he's just not consistent enough to rely on.

Yea what a dick. I can't believe a tax paying citizen has the gall to question a corrupt politician like that! He should be on his knees sucking Fords balls instead of questioning his shady backdoor deals and asking him to answer questions about his decisions. Why should a publicly voted official ever have to answer…

looks like I was wrong about your previous comment. How exactly was the shirtless guy a dick? Because he wanted to tell Ford what he thought? Should he have shown more deference? Should constituents not approach elected officials? My congressman often goes to a cafe where I hang out and I have asked him serious…

By the way, is it just me or does Manziel look like Alice from the Brady Bunch?

"My point is that tolerance isn't only an ideal that we should expect of the commonly popular class, but for all citizens."

As a conservative are you issued instructions to use the phrase "forced down the throat" every time homosexuality comes up? It's like a verbal tic at this point.

There's a college world series?

"Look, I get that throwing home run balls back is a tradition, albeit a really stupid one." Why is this a stupid tradition?

So did sports bars and viewing parties not exist in 1999? I'm sure lots of people watching Mia Hamm and Co. win it all in 1999 at their local sports bar as well...

Maybe part of the reason soccer is so slow in taking off in the United States is because everytime a casual fan tries to get into it he's met with snide condescending remarks from some Euro-hipster dickhead at the bar.

See, i think this is the problem with people who want to start watching soccer. They're told Americans don't care about soccer and they should, and then when they want to take interest they get elitist, shitty statements like this.

I guess you could also say that women's gymnastics and figure skating have gained a foothoold with the public. I mean once every four years they get huge ratings.

who cares? it's just a soccer game. Not like it means anything to the United States. People were probably busy mowing their lawns or balancing their checkbook. Two activities infinitely more interesting than a godawfully boring soccer game.

"This man was arrested for being black at a country music concert."

good try kid, now sit down. As an England fan (maybe) I can say without a doubt that this is not a dynamic and technical team. Week in, week out these overpayed gas-bags have the ball passed to them and their lack of ability covered for by FOREIGN players. Louis Suarez didn't beat us. URAGUAY did, 11 players beat our…

I'm going to post that centerpiece on Throwback Thursday.

I see you didn't publish my complaint about that annoying fucking Aloe Blacc song