Of course football gives you rabies, if not, you should take a shot for it.

This bro is my idol

God forbid there is any distraction from Tuscaloosa.

And all this time I thought "chinbutt" referred to a cleft chin.

I seem to recall a much different cookie challenge.

The shock wave just about made his other ear fly off.

But "almost" doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades. It should have been done.

The code for Moosejaw doesn't work. The Rubbermaid Pan Organizer price has either changed or is invalid.

The code for Moosejaw doesn't work. The Rubbermaid Pan Organizer price has either changed or is invalid.

Three words:

I have no idea who that is, but the name "Cortland Finnegan" makes me think he would be better off playing lacrosse.

Can somebody hold him down so I can shave off that stupid beard now?

Except it is not making fun of pedophilia, it is making fun of Penn St fanatics who refuse to accept what happened, and why it happened.

It's Penn State, who knows where their hands have been.

"The meth fans in baseball" I'm sure the state of Missouri thanks this guy.

Rioting in skinny jeans, this guy gets the double doofus award.

With the 2 "i"'s, it is more like a drag queen name.

How'd he get the beans above the frank?

Canada has run out of actual hockey players so now they are providing Sasquatches.

...with an-tici-pation!