Rioting in skinny jeans, this guy gets the double doofus award.

With the 2 "i"'s, it is more like a drag queen name.

How'd he get the beans above the frank?

Canada has run out of actual hockey players so now they are providing Sasquatches.

...with an-tici-pation!

Considering where he plays, it is surprising that she is real. Well, parts of her are, maybe. Nevermind, fake women and Notre Dame go hand in hand.

Based on this evidence: Ohio food def. hipster douchebags by a mile.

forcing younger players to grab teammates' genitals.

So much for the idea that marching band is actual exercise.

You really do sound like Pizza's Nob.

Thanks for showing that Eagles fans may not be heartless, but they sure are dumb.

It must be the chest hair.

I have lost a lot of respect for the people of Wisconsin who have elected this guy twice, and appear on the verge of a third time. What happens in Wisconsin, or any other state, affects all of us. On a side note, the Koch Bros tried to buy a Senate seat in Oregon, and are failing miserably. So their methods only work…

Cute couple.

Kiss, kiss

Did you steal my pocket pussy?

Have you never seen my show?

Maybe he needs lipo on his ass to rebalance his center of gravity

When I saw this, I knew "Erotic City" would be #1, only to find it isn't even ranked???? You just picked some randomly, didn't you?

Mirer could still win 4 Heismans!