Nothing goes over better in pro football than running around in circles then throwing an "up for grabs."

Here is the thing, civil marriage is a contract between 2 parties. Until 2004, when all the laws and state constitution amendments were passed saying "one man, one woman" most states didn't even define the gender of the parties, but it did define the number, with terms such as "surviving spouse" and "joint filing"…

Spring Break!!!!! Wooooooo!!!!!

Looks like Macklemore's hair stylist gave him a quick fix before the pic.

For those saying that he is going to get a financial windfall if he is forced to sell the team, Forbes values the Clippers at $575 million (might be kind of low, but maybe not if there is a "fire sale"), he bought them for $12.5 million in 1981. That is an ROI of 10.86%, not bad, but not astronomical either. Let the…

Just saw that Roseanne's son is one of these idiots. Complaining that the "free market" should have handled this. I guess he thinks the NBA is a government agency. Affluenza strikes again. (I saw someone pointed that out to him.)

The only thing that would make this more perfect is if we could see the look on Sterling's face.

Spare us your attempt to frame this conversation.

No, no, no, Game of Thrones can never be rewritten as a Lifetime Original Movie. That is just wrong.

Normally, I don't support vigilantism, but I think it is time for drunken sports fans to rise up against these idiots.

Northwestern needs to quit stealing from Target's playbook.

Is it weird that I want to rub his belly and make a wish?

Mojitos!

Obviously, you don't know who I am or what I am referencing.

It's not gay, stop saying that!

She said she'd never be a Royal. She lied to us through song, I hate when people do that.

American Airlines does not mess around.

She had better tell her parents before they hear the buzz of a drone closing in.

White people lately, rioting over hockey, and now this. Time for some profiling.

You forgot dogs and frisbees. Or monkeys riding dogs. Or anything dog related, not including the cheerleaders, of course.