I had to research. Hubs is excited since I LOVE poached eggs and he does 90% of cooking. And cleaning. And laundry.

Off-topic movie comments:

Something currently sweeping through Texas is "essential oils" and I don't know how it happened so fast? I've never heard of them, then BOOM, every female I know has bought a set.

You are leaving out "stupidity" from your explanation. I know a lady with a "doctorate degree" from a crystal healing university (yes, they exist, I had to google to believe it). She goes by Dr. Stupid and she damn well believes in the "evidence" she has been fed.

As a 47 yr old teacher, I can tell you that none (zero, zero, zero) of any teacher I know would recommend any family member, friend or even semi-enemy pursue teaching in a public school. Third and fourth generation teachers...they consider it a badge of honor to inform their downlines to NOT teach. I wish I was…

Standard tongue-in-cheek Gawker-style, giggle.

KK is dressed like a streetwalker and using her baby for even more attention.

I think you should send her a "Thank you for including me in your wedding" note, with a sweet reminder that she owes half airfare.

Yep. I've written this once, but it's still fresh of only a month or so:

It's difficult to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't have deep, meaningful discussions with you.

It reads to me as though she's walking away from an adoption. Last minute change of heart.

I turn the radio up. That fixes almost every problem for quite a while.

This should be part of the original article. She wants to FILM at her old school.

2 straight men would NEVER have purposely put a "gay" spotlight on themselves even 10 years ago. A sign of the times...being gay just isn't such a big deal anymore.

Yep. She may not be your style, but she is definitely an artist. And she cares two-fucks-not about our opinion.

No, he's like JeLo's Casper.

My dog carried a box of metal\ plastic hair hot- rollers from my car (hatch was open while I unloaded Target spree), then chewed each roller into pieces that resembled used bubble gum. So small that you had to know what you were looking for to reconstruct the crime.

Yes, I need more information. If she signed the dress code (as parents and teachers are required to do), then she openly violated the school rules. And got the consequence. No biggie.

George Bush Jr's term classified ketchup as a vegetable in public schools.

just.say.no.go.