God: Welcome to heaven Emmanuel.

But for now, let's just assume that Marshawn Lynch is a person who did this guy a solid.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

So you know... Chelsea and Mourinho were right. I like Sergio Ramos, the Ringo of Spain, offering his two cents.

Bonus applicable quote!

This kind of activity screams professional Russian soldiers.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

NIMBY is out of control.

Sorry, did not mean it to be rude. I think this air war is a total f'ing joke. I have held back for various reasons but my editorial on it will be coming this week. Hitting dozers is a symptom of a totally unwinnable policy and poor targeting. If you think this is taking on ISIL than you are completely wrong.

People who pay for "artisanal" ice cubes are the same kind of assholes who buy an aged, beautifully cooked $40 dollar steak and then cover it in ketchup.

I will raise rabbits....

Do you think they will let me live in Montana?

You've lost another submarine?

"Pfft. Amateur"

I hate to be a pedant, however, I must point out that it's not real chocolate. It is composed primarily of cocoa butter, sugar, milk and vanilla flavoring. But enough about Eddy Curry...

His career would have been better if he went by Jason instead of White Chocolate. Then he would've had a J.

"Thanks for the taters, Bryce."

Giving Peyton a run for his money...