This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!

But it's clear that connectivity is the future of American stadiums, especially for football, where teams are desperate to recreate the superior aspects of the home-viewing experience.

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If history is a guide, it's likely those players will just be shuffled to another Catholic institution and continue their careers, the academic advisers will receive some hush money, and this whole thing will just be swept under the rug.

I haven't seen a former ballplayer get that agitated by questions about minors since LT.

Matt isn't the only one pissed off. The Syracuse Chiefs' GM wants to know how the hell he's supposed to sell more than 13 tickets for a home game now.

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

Harper's just hit a wall like many young players do. Unfortunately, Harper loves hitting walls, so....

They're softball questions, Matt. Don't take it out on reporters just because Harper can't even hit them.

This is good, Mike, but it really should be on Sub Blog, Jalopnik's new subblog about submarines. Coming soon.

Nope modern electric subs (such as the Kilo's which China and Iran own and even Russia still uses) ARE scary. They can be quieter than even Nuclear subs when running on batteries and just as capable with the only downside being they need to snorkel to charge the batteries. The Lada class subs Russia is currently…

Damnit, Ricky! You left the deep fat french fry frier on again!

To be fair, they were probably driving it fast because they must have confused it for a Camaro.

Competition is a good thing! I like where Fiat is headed. They've really done a 360 with Chrysler. I actually want to buy one now!

After the scuffle ends, Jay Cutler goes over to talk to Fuller and give him daps. Aw. Jay cares.

To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.

yes. In Japan, they used to run island hopper commuter 747s due to volume of people who work in major city hubs but live on another island or on the ends of the country. An a380 would be a real "air bus". Basically spool engine, take off, and glide to destination.

I Think I found the culprit who took this picture. Pissing this guy off is surely a way to find Another Way to Die.

Maybe there's a consoler of the lonely that can help Jack.