Zimmerman is the not-so-secret fantasy of all the bored white men who wish their life were more awesome.

How exactly do you not find putting your daughters safety at risk morally questionable?

troll somewhere else cou yunt.

What assholes. Would have been awesome if those fucking retards had killed or injured someone in their 'hollywood' chase. Morons.

A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.

Could always move it to Toronto as well. You know what Toronto doesn't have? A U.S. Patent Office.

"I bid $2 billion."

He does have a kind of Texas ghetto twang to his voice.

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By staring into the camera and making a flirty face, at least he got an OkCupid profile picture out of this.

HIS DUCKFACE ON POINT DOUGH.

Why is there a town in a landlocked state called Hurricane?

The turf is growing now because I watered it with my tears.

Mike and Kyle Shanahan will get fired.

I saw this live and just thought he lost his balance because he's a fat kid.
Instead he was just a fat kid who wasn't paying attention to the game, with bad reflexes, and an inability to understand a baseball glove as anything other than a fashion accessory.

You'd think that kid would be used to having a target on him by now.

He sat next to me at a screening of The Bourne Ultimatum and told bad jokes the whole time. Every time Jason Bourne would kill somebody he go "psssssssh! Got 'em!" Then he dropped his cellphone and I had to watch him try to move his large professional athlete body around in the tiny space of a movie theater seat…

I kind of imagine the toilet on Emirates....