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Those guys did not see that coming

I'm standing there, and there's blood all over the bathroom floor. All over the walls, the shower curtain, it's in the goddamn sink. So I turn to Greg, and I'm like, "Did you have to use the chainsaw, dude?" But Schiano, he just smiles, drops the saw, and takes a bite out of Goodell's liver. And then, get this, he…

"THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU PROBABLY WONT GET DRAFTED NOW".

#ROOFITUDE

Went to this stadium with a buddy last August. Came away unimpressed. Do not understand at all how a roof would make it any more attractive or advantageous to the home team. Canada sucks.

This guy deserves a hot dog to the face. What kind of monster makes his girlfriend watch a 2013 Redskins highlight video when she wakes up?

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

/Swings and misses

If she just stays down she will be simultaneously starting and stopping the swelling on her face.

"Kris Humphries is still in the league? No way. Oh man, there he is."

I believe that's referred to as a Mitzvah.

[looks at collection of 1989 Jerome Walton and Dwight Smith cards]

It's just nice to see an article containing "Upper Deck" and "Plummeting" that doesn't mention my Chris Sabo rookie card collection.

"Could be worse"

Cunt punt? Was that this year?

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