#Hartnelldown

Tosh?

The shirt may be Pizza Hut's, but the drunken accosting of random fans in public bathrooms suggests that this guy would be perfect at Papa John's.

I guess I will not be surprised when Eric Berry refuses to shake John Elway's hand then.

I heard an iterview on mike and mike the day reid got fired. Golic suggested Reid would get another job easily. Sal Pal laughed and said reid was terrible, and would probably not coach next year. Maybe that is why reid does not like the d-bag.

Why did one yell, "Ask him about Super Bowl 46!"

I dunno, all I could hear is the "3-and-0" chant from my fellow Chiefs fans.

I was able to find a photo of the alleged offender.

Would not have guessed that Chris Andersen had ever been guilty of poor judgment.

"Oh yeah? Well, let me tell you about my catfishin' scheme..."

More like Joffrey Loria, amirite?

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

Good jerb.

I'll just leave this here.

"My best friend stood on a chair, in a restaurant, chanting, "Brady Quinn, Brady Quinn" during the 2007 NFL draft. The look in his eyes when the name Ted Ginn Jr. was announced is something I will never forget. Ever."

echo the average middle-aged Florida divorcee who has bleached hair, a suspended driver's license, coral-painted toenails, and face a cut up more often than a Publix birthday cake.

Yes, and instead the Great Cocksucking Nick Motherfucking Saban went with Daunte fucking Culpepper instead. Wise move, genius.

It's like I'm really watching the Green Bay Packers' running game