[Scans couch]

They should have installed that camera some place safer where it wouldn't get hit by the ball. Like Ike Davis's bat.

The last time a foul tip led to Queen's breakup, it was Freddie Mercury's.

+1 That's grout

adding to Hernandez's woes, two bodies and a broken cell phone were found buried underneath.

So much for being immortarized in Florida history.

They're actually just replacing it with a brick that says "First Degree All-American."

in contrast, Florida tight ends tend to fly off the handle.

I'm a Jet fan who was in the army in 1992, stationed in Germany, and couldn't get home for Christmas. The barracks were deserted, I was lonely as hell, my girlfriend back home was cheating on me. Drunk. Miserable. But, hey! "Looka that, the Jets are on! A Christmas present from the NFL. I'll even get a look at that…

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.