You always make me laugh. The thought of Doc Rivers chasing a white guy down in the open court and not catching him- only to get joned on by Marc Marotta is almost surreal.

I grew up in Suburban Houston, so the 92-95 Rockets were pretty much my be all end all sports team. I remember watching the games on UPN(or whatever that network was)and crying when they lost and staying up late on West Coast swings. I, like many white guys thought that I was really good at Basketball, as I got older…

Mike Brey has strange recruiting practices.

Warren Moon was also not a fan of going to Buffalo.

I would literally LOVE to hear Mike Mayock's take on this.

How in the hell could he recall this?

I was offended as a Houstonian.

Dude- seriously- this happened in Dallas. You may want to edit it- you link to a Dallas affiliate.

Touche- it happened in North Dallas. So, more like 300 miles from Downtown Houston.

Happened about 250 miles North of Houston.

Kaye Meloni-

I live in DC. You left off "Dont be a licensed Driver from Maryland".

the Army rules.

Hahahah- Imagine if you were stuck on one of the drop zones as a Pathfinder and the whole mission scrubbed...and no one remembered you were out there.

Want to really ruffle some Coastie feathers(or SAIC/NG/GDIT/inumerable small defense sub- employees)? Say this: "So uh, wasnt the Navy willing to give you guys mothballed Perry's and you guys said "Nay" in favor of a new hull and billions of dollars on Deepwater?" Its a good laugh.

Essentially Lifehacker for any guy who has never worked with his hands or had a shitty job.

You have plenty of time to get out of the area at this point. Unless the Pathfinders are somewhere in front of you.

You get a star for a great handle. I just wish @codenameduchess would be on every now and then.

At least he has a shot to beat Cancer.

I think that anytime someone who has written something that is controversial and possibly on the wrong side, or whatever it is now- steps out to say "woah" I screwed up, is pretty A-OK in my book.