@duurtlang: If I recall right, officer stepped out in front of the car with his gun out, guy tried to hit he officer, officer jumped on hood and shot to kill.
@brahcon117: Most of the harder rammings were in reverse, all dump bed in their face.
@iancoleTX: And my local gas station just push a bit more ice over the cans than the other drinks.
@Møbius: Tears of joy Tim, tears of joy.
Sealed beams are terrible in every way. If the housing breaks, you loose the bulb. You still have to remove headlight trim and the band-clamp to get the sealed beam out, and then you end up having to re-aim it half of the time. And then lighting is still fairly bleh.
@pauljones: Maybe this will bring back the OGs from the wood works.
@FodderTheSane: I personally think you should rock that.
@Original Spiegel Recipe: No! Bad lolcats. The Postfather would not be pleased with lolcats. You don't want to anger the Postfather....
When I first arrived to Jalopnik, it was maybe a week or two before you left. I was 16 at the time, and didn't know who I was missing until years later I started reading the early Jalop posts.
@POLAЯ: POLAR!
@iancoleTX: If you weren't stuck in bromind, you'd know some facts.
@iancoleTX: Not in Texas. Don't call me bro.
I just want to see the G-Meter. And I hope they have a score board.
@Brahnaby Jones: Back in my day, Pauljones was not a legend. He was fact.
@morphine500 - with added audi 5cyl: They look fucking terrifying.
@Rattleface Broses, proprietor of broness.: The rest of the US gets to still enjoy 4loco. Bewahah
@m.m.shaefer: He's taking him and at least 2 other people with him in a car he cannot drive, and a course he cannot handle. In the 1st minute or so he had already nearly stuffed it twice.
What the mess... I want to put it onto a go-cart.
@pauljones: I think that's the basic story for all Saturns.