@luisthebeast: Or, did they lose a bunch of weight around that bow tie?

@Optixtruf: Hey babe, only starts when you press the left, left brake pedal. Now, grab the shifter and put it in drive.

@Octomac: The fate of Jalopnik's weekend content is at stake. I truly hope Tom from last weekend gets it, from what I've seen.

I think changing headlights to reduce weight has got to be the funniest thing I've read on here yet.

@TheRage: Scarier? No.

@hike15: They break the lock. In fact, most all manufactures have a manual override that's as simple as pulling up the shifter boot, and flicking the release.

He really sucks at initiating that donut. Understeering into the grass? HOW?

@LTDScott: Yes.... excellent...

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: I assure you, this city is not grounds for a motorcycle gang fight. The only bikers we have ride mopeds and bicycles.

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: HA! Interesting.

@VetteWrecker: Meh, San Antonio would be what you're looking for. Austin is mostly whitefolk.

@Super Traction Engine: El Camino called.

@UDMan: He owns part of Austin Speed Shop, and has for quite some time I think.

@paulmer: umad?

@sharkd: Depends on the car. My CRX was a bitch, the Miata is still difficult, but easy as can be in a Boxster.

@Coreboy: Welcome to drag racing, happens all the time.

I'm still not sure why we're so amazed at a fast car crashing.

@Proscriptus: Zooming a mile down a race track, the slightest movement will result in lots of visual distance covered.

@Ash78, white microwave aficionado: Oh, you clever boy.

@Bueller: That's what was bothering me. Something looked totally odd about the US 500, the lack of the faux bumper.