I'd say the Russian ship takes it. Even as a Brit myself I would hardly say that HMS Victory counts as active

Dad?

You see, after literally years of pomp and circumstance surrounding the NSX, Ford managed to upstage Acura on the very day of the NSX reveal with a far more exciting car that nobody knew anything about. Instead of talking about the new Ford GT for the last decade, and showing people drawings of the Ford GT, and…

Right now, Larry Kosilla is weeping into a polishing pad.

Why would you have a real Mini on stage when you introduce this? So that people can compare how the wheels are in no way inspired by the old ones? Maybe so everyone can admire a tasteful paintjob and wheelarches that aren't plastic pieces of nonsens?

What a hideous looking heap of a car.

And now I have learned something. Thank you very much.

I'm not a hundred percent familiar with the starting process for old aircraft. Is what they're doing at the beginning of the video twisting up the elastic bands inside?

What is with the weird sounding rip off of Lonely Boy by the Black Keys? Or is the Black Keys song a rip off of something else that this happens to be?

First up we have a "rolling chassis" prototype of the Porsche 918 Spyder. It's what the 918 would look like if it was built in Doc Brown's garage instead of a factory owned by a major automaker. I bet it's fun to drive. Also, terrifying.

Because even if she somehow magically got free tempura vegetables last time she was there, here tastebuds are so shot that she can't discern the difference between battered vegetables and bread.

Well yes, and given that Steiff are basically THE brand for teddy bears the money makes sense.

Why is that BMW sponsored by teddy bears?

Nothing makes me wish for an assault rifle and a teleporter more than Geordie fucking Shore.

After the car got to Mercedes, they stripped its body panels and put on a weird new one similar to the "long tail" F1 GTR's. Of course it had nothing to do with McLaren's '97 body style. Instead, it was shaped like that so Mercedes could test the as of yet non-existent CLK GTR's aerodynamic qualities. They also…

Much as I love that quote, it isn't a Nick Offermanism. As far as I'm aware the original speaker is unattributed.

I came here to make sure someone posted a picture of this car in response to that question. My night is now complete.

LOOK! Proper gearboxes!

And those people should be fucking strung behind a participating vehicle and dragged to the very end of the race

Do want. Want VERY much