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Red Bull's Stolen Formula One Trophies May Be Scrapped For Silver

Not a fan of that face to be honest. Eurgh!

I would find the rest of an F40 and put it in that. It is the only right thing to be done.

HOLY CRAP! That noise!

Proof, as if further proof was needed, that Red Bull will sponsor just about bloody anything provided there is an internal combustion engine involved.

And I believe that this is a feed-through velocity increaseriser

This right here is the Turbo Encapsulator

The speed that this reply is gaining stars makes it look like I just added three with one click. You're welcome

Han didn't really 'wield', he more clumsily stabbed and sliced.

At least at the end of next season they'll be able to claim that it's only been a year since they went a season without winning a single race.

That is a Lotus in the same way that I am Usain Bolt.

Yeah I know you conceded Schumacher, I think my typing speed is hindering my ability to keep in time with Kinja notifications.

The Alonso thing is by no means a done deal (apparently).
And I do get you about youth in F1. I was going to give you a big old list of people in their mid thirties when they won their last championships (one of them is Lamilton's bestest friend Herr Lauda), but then I realised it would be a little churlish, as only…

Another man who would like to talk to you about age and championships is someone you may have heard of

The article suggests nothing of the sort, but whatever.

Lamilton and Vettel I'll give you, but Alonso ain't no spring chicken either. There is less than a full year in age difference between them, so what makes him any different than Button in regards to your magical age qualifier?

Fortunately next year is two thousand and fifteen, not sixteen. Also, Damon Hill would like to have a word with you about your age limit on championship winning

Toro Rosso wouldn't take him. If you aren't on the list (of Red Bull young drivers), then you aren't allowed in the club.

Yeah and Nico has out qualified Lewis all season long. As JB said earlier in the season, you don't score points on Saturday...