Seeing as how none of you American types seem very keen on this fine automobile, I'll gladly have it. I want one of these Escorts so hard it hurts

No no no no no nO NO NO!

DO WANT

Damn right that's a real Mini. Well said

Ah yes, because the fat red thing you have provided a picture of next to an actual Mini looks so petite

I.........I kinda like it

Looks plenty finished to me. I'm predicting that there may be some sort of vent thar

Surely the "rudest" thing you can do on an airplane is join the Mile High Club?

I fucking love the FW15C. It produces my favouritest F1 noise ever; constant, smooth, seamless acceleration sound. Shame it never got to race

I too have had the misfortune to see one of these abominations on the road. I kept willing the driver of the bus I was on to try and crush it. Apparently I wasn't thinking hard enough.

NOOOOOOO! WHY? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?

It is a shame that the next Mini looks like arse really isn't it?

By gluing bits of aluminium on to the side? Sorry, bonding bits of aluminium on to the side. Bonding costs more.

Bugatti has no relevant racing pedigree. Any time they try to link a special edition Veyron to one of their glorious racing machines I die a little inside.

Do not FOR ONE SECOND think that The Daily Fail speaks for anyone other than utter morons.

I totally did not know that. It would appear that excellent taste and skill do run in the family though.

Mr Vettel's Raikkonen impression is getting better all the time.

Yeah, but the biggest difference is that the EOS is BOOOORRRRRRING!

Okay, I get that, but this GoodwoodBrightRedChicaneEditionThing is not, from the sounds of it, a one model run. So even if it is pretty different from a "bog standard" Phantom, it shouldn't have the words "one-off" anywhere near it.

I'm not sure I like the phrase "these one-off motor cars". 'These' and 'cars' implies plural, 'one-off' does not.