Tetrisaurus
Tetrisaurus
Tetrisaurus

Standard car journalist issue drivin' shoes. Probably some Alpinestars or something similar

Dear Toyota,

I always have a problem with videos of things like this and the Ford Super Transit. I just can't process it. The ears go "Mmmmmm, F1 V10", my eyes go "That is a Renault Espace", and my brain just kinda dribbles out of my ears.

On a more serious note, there is so much gorgeousness in these photos that I might have just drooled on my keyboard a bit.

<Jeremy Clarkson> They could save a lot of space by only having one of these on display. They all look the same after all </JC>

I could not tell you what it is, I just know that I NEED this car. Sigh, another one to add to the list.

Just a little. I quite like the Mustang as a generalisation, and certainly wouldn't say 'no' if someone happened to hand me the keys to one, but that car inspired instalust in me that very few cars do!

GIMME!

Indeed, we shall have to agree to disagree. Although I may be willing to concede that Taylor Swift is more practical to sit inside a restaurant with.

That is debatable. The FRS/BRZ is pretty. Taylor Swift looks like she ran in to the back of a parked one.

You appear to have spelled "YES" wrong

You know I'm pretty sure these are all shopped. I can tell because of the pixels.

But does the DS have the hydropneumatic suspension?

It's definitely shit, not sure about holy though....

Keep the paintjob the same as on the original? Nah, that'd just look too good.

Seriously, the scheme on the 57G would look much nicer overlaid on the Veyron body

If it can't be fixed with baler twine or duct tape it ain't worth fixing

Dat everything!

Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Over here!

What makes DC shoes the comfiest things I have ever put on my feet, and are you ever likely to come and do some extensive hooning in the UK, maybe a London based Gymkhana video or something?