Fixed it

Well blow me, Basingstoke finally has a use

Nope. No. Nooooooooo. Non.

I NEED a Lego Hulkbuster suit

No-one has annotated this version of me yet!

I feel pretty, oh so prettyyyy...

Awwwww, you're sorry you forgot that people can see what a complete moron you are via Twitter?
Too bad, don't drive like a psychopath, don't tweet about it, and don't cry when the consequences of your actions bite you in the ass.

Nobody disagreed with anything I said, you'll note that the original commenter posted in response to the article.
The general reaction of "game A is terrible because it is unavailable on console B" tends to be a pretty troll worthy response however, so I responded in a deliberately provocative manner.
As it happens,…

So many racetracks. Shame the F1 team won't do well at a single one of them this year.
"Buy The P1, The Best Road Car A Middling F1 Team Can Build"
I love you McLaren, but racing first, roading second please.

Oh thank goodness. Carry on sir

Must.Not..Feed....Troll!

Space for the tractors?

Why are there motorbikes here?

I LOVE the Cala, but then I've also been told that I'm not right on more than one occasion

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I would buy that car in a heartbeat if I had the money.

Seriously, just put slicks on it

Again the problem with a tread pattern

Why is there a tread here?

You don't. Just leave them alone.