That's because they don't sell them anywhere! I gave up looking for the Lumia 800 and bought a Samsung Galaxy S Advance Plus Optimus Duo+ (phew) instead. Nokia has a huge fanbase here in the Middle East and people are constantly asking about for their WP phones (overheard a few potential customers while I was wiping…

Probably a good time to move to Chile?

These folks seem happy.

Just give 'em these.

I'd rather spend that much on buying Uranus. From God, of course. By that I mean—

LOL, you said stools.

Joseph GL's banging Ashton's ex-wife?!

And that ladder is for...?

That star's gonna be mine now, muahahahaha! I've been waiting for this...

To the Nigerian Prince. He'll hang on to it until the transaction is done.

And that clutch. Oh my god that clutch. That was my first car and I hated it for the first few months.

The lead photo is messed up, by the way. Two Saudis without their Audis and decapitated Stig heads...

That was so gay.

I think the author knows that. As in it was intentional.

You win my internet. #cotd

But it's much harder to drive a RHD Lambo back in the KSA.

Demolition Derby, anyone? If you register 'em for road use, why the hell not?

Ha! Same here.

Easier to recover if you forget it at a bar?

Who put it there?!