TetrisMaster
Tetris Jr.
TetrisMaster

Needs bald eagle livery.

I often mistook the D for O (blame the typeface) so I used to call it PRNO.

Mmmmm...

To what, masturbate with? Please...

Guess I should explain the name. It was named that mainly because there are five different American university campuses within one whole compound. Beautiful place, crazy expensive, but still beautiful.

Here she is in former glory.

This particular one is owned by some prince related to the ruling family. That kid owns other turquoise supercars too, including a Koenigsegg. They're usually found parked in front of Harrod's (also owned by the ruling family).

Just noticed it almost looked like a BMW X6...

Wish I was a starred commenter and you weren't, 'cause I'd totally promote this.

I'll be taking the highway next Thanksgiving.

Most likely to end up in a fender-bender or left to rot in his mansion/garage. The kid's a hoarder-with-class, not some lawless adrenaline junkie. As far as I can tell, immaturity doesn't go well if you're linked to the royal family.

What are you guys talking about?

Where are these 20K V6 Mustangs that you speak of? I MUST KNOW!

And made it watch Sex and the City 2 until it was scarred for life.

On my Jizzrank, I give it a 5 outa 5.

Ha, try replying to this! Muahahaha—

Not just Giz, all Gawker sites.

Aww, I thought it was real.