Drive the speed limit or above.

It also removes glue smudges from papers.

A nine-year old can swear better than Porsche owners.

Their kids are probably stoned.

@Fodder650: $18,000 is a small price to pay for a Rolls Royce. If you get lucky, they might cut the price to $9,000.

@Number_Six: It's there. Remember the spray-on shoe from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs? They used that for the tires.

@TetrisWithLS1Blocks:

Don't think so. Too much power is always fun, but sometimes you don't really end up using it. Owning a great car and not pushing it to the limit (because it might kill you) is weak. If I were given a Camry with 300HP, I'd never want to drive any other car again.

They probably were having fun before the black Stig came out of the volcano... with a bang. And not just any bang, it was the biggest bang... in the world.

@maximum_sarge: This is what they did to solve unintended acceleration.

@TetrisWithLS1Blocks: Grr... damn image.

@LTDScott: The first thing they'll do is fit these massive "balloon tires" which does god-knows-what to the handling (not much tread on them).

@Tom Reynolds: The actual grille is fine - it's just that I prefer it black, just like the USDM version.

@bmoreDLJ: Will the dog sing my tunes if I plug in my iPod?

@fuhteng: Hey, at least it'll be in your head for years to come.

How about I ship myself to Australia and they convert me RHD?

@skaven: That, and the grille.

@fodder650: It's SRS BZNS. Get into it.

@OA 5599: Fusion-free since 2009: So that pelican WAS a secret McLaren spy drone!

British people hate French people.