It doesn't even make sense as a parody of the game. Suddenly everything you do is a random encounter? I mean, don't they realize you DO meet NPCs in the game too? That's what every one of these characters would be.

That was... shockingly unfunny. Was this really produced by Fox? Because that was incredibly disappointing; The end result of someone who really didn't know what they were doing with the source material.

I dunno. I kinda like the absurdity of the evil leader of Zynga being the dog from their logo. Seems quite appropriate.

You call that a dinosaur rock band? Bitch please. http://www.hevisaurus.com/

Did anyone else think of this from the title?

The name ZombiU makes me think of some college for the undead.

See, it's funny because Stephen Hawking speaks in one-word quick-keyed responses.

I came down to the comments to see if anyone else was annoyed by that laughing dickhead.

Sony. I love you. But you're making it very, VERY hard to continue doing so.

I made a really fun chamber after 8 hours of tinkering. Give it a shot if you're looking for a challenge! [steamcommunity.com]

Great idea of them to put those at the start of the game, then.

I never liked Kid Icarus.

So, my buddies got together again and did another 4 player video game race. This time it's Mega Man 2 for the NES.

Awww, I thought this thread was going to be about that haunted black version.

I almost did this when the person I was facing was CONVINCED that I couldn't target him with my fireball because the wording on the card said "any target" not "any target creature or player"

So, my colleagues and I got together yesterday and discussed Street Fighter X Tekken, Mass Effect 3, and by extension bullshit DLC practices by head-up-their-asses corporate douchebags. Curious what your thoughts are on the subject.

Just letting everyone know I'll be doing a live stream today in about an hour in celebration of reaching 500 subscribers on Youtube. Stop on by if you're interested.

Turtwig wouldn't be left behind. Doesn't the girl get the third pokemon you don't choose in d/p?

Wow! this is almost as good as "What If God Smoked Cannibis" by Wierd Al Yankovich!

Hey Kotaku Open Thread! Last sunday, my friends and I got together on skype and had a 4-player Castlevania race. If you have some time, come check it out.