I’m right there with the guy who said that he just doesn’t care that much about the Browns thanks to the Cavs’ title and Tribe’s Francona-induced competence.

Duno about that but I’ve been digging this lately:

I once lifted up my mattress to adjust the fitted sheet. On the bed frame below I found a soft but not decaying jalapeno. My SO denied putting it there, and no way I would bring fresh produce into the bedroom, much less waste a jalapeno by tucking it under my bed. Am I the Princess and the jalapeno?! Did a witch put…

This is the cat hat that I needed to see tonight. Congratulations to last week’s winner.

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter.

“Not arrest-worthy in my opinion.”

Steve Kerr thinks the East Lansing PD should overturn the arrest.

My super-sweetheart dude proposed on saturday and I’m so beyond happy. He’s the best. I love our life together. We fit. He turns me on. I trust him implicitly. My whole life has just changed and I’m in awe of how good and kind life can sometimes be. I know that we all deserve happiness, but I feel like this marriage…

We use a fabric grow bin for the taters. Put them in in March. Half bury the bin into the earth, Half full with compost, add potatoes, bury just enough to cover the spuds. Add more soil every few days. Depth is key.

Being left after round after round after round of layoffs are the worst. Today’s my last day in a company I have worked for for almost a decade. For the last six years, we have had a layoff every 6 months, of varying types/sizes. It gets to the point where you begin praying the next one gets you.

The fact that I am…

Yep, that is the hardest part for me. I think, if she just came to me and told me that she felt badly and wanted things to be better in the future, I would be okay. I’m not unreasonable, I just don’t like being expected to constantly “rise above” or whatever. My boyf said he would ask her to talk to me about it, but…

Always be ready for the worst is def my motto about these people.

I’m obviously not the best person to give you advice because I would’ve told them all to go fuck themselves. Like, I would not visit this person and maybe probably wouldn’t talk to them anymore unless strictly necessary. You’re not responsible for someone else’s daughter! Anyway, I just want to commiserate because…

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

C-Span feeds are selling on Stubhub for Hamilton prices. The world turned upside down! Dogs and cats living together!

El Banana Segundo would be a great name for a race horse.

Ayesha?

Don’t forget Schoolhouse Rock! One of the happier moments of my adult life was when I treated myself to a set of ALL the Schoolhouse Rocks (ostensibly for the kidlet, but I’m pretty sure the entire family knew who it was really for). Especially since I take great pride in being one of the few people I knew who can…

You think Durant screams OKC a lot? Try waterboarding a Spaniard.