“That’s a bitch-ass OBGYN, everybody knows that. I noticed he walked right out of the room after he blind sided me with that spank, cause he knew what was coming for him. I don’t really care though. He’s barely a real doctor anyway.”

I guessed “eggplant wiener”

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

God I HATE this organization.

If the QB is injury-prone, it’s incumbent on the Eagles to not run the option and make him vulnerable. Aiken was wrapped up and then for some dumb reason, in a separate move, Robinson left the ground and could have caused a life-threatening or career-ending injury. Washington is a team peopled by thugs, owned by an…

Do tell, what was Harbaugh supposed to say that would not have gotten him fined?

Suggs barely hit Bradford, if that small of a hit to your QB strikes that much fear, then it’s going to be a long season for iggles fans.

We in Baltimore, love to be hated lol. You still going on about that god damn shoe lace ankle tackle on Bradford? Lol. Gtfoh, they make millions, if Suggs wanted to injure him he would be. And ffs it's a gladiator sport that they get paid millions to do. Who is your team? lol u mad bro?

No, you’re not missing anything at all. Mild contact below the waist of a QB on a read option play is miles worse than picking up a receiver and slamming him on his head. Are you willing to be responsible for making a list of “notoriously injury prone” players though? Seems like it’d be helpful to know which players…

I'm actually okay with any scenario in which Jay Gruden is yelled at and a sideline reporter is humiliated.

It’s misleading to say he ran over to yell at Gruden. He ran over to break up the fight. Gruden then came on to field and yelled some shit at him. Harbaugh yelled back.

That’s bullying?!? HAHA

Earlier this week, he actually explained why he still plays football given the obvious risks to his health.

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/why-i-play-foo…

Can we all just appreciate, for a moment, the genius that is Jason Schreier's opening sentences to Destiny articles??

Did you even read the story? The guy didn't try to replace a regular ball with a k-ball, he tried to replace a k-ball with a regular ball.

Probably. Do you have to see it in a public setting for it to have happened?

All this talk from sports media about Marshawn Lynch being a problem is a bunch of hot air, and this Clueless Gamer segment is the proof. The only people Marshawn Lynch has a problem with are sports media. Period. Outside of them, he comes across as a normal, happy-go-lucky dude.

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

Next Bob will demand an apology from anyone who has suggested his young girlfriend is only with him for his money.

I'm continually perplexed by the Deadspin writers acting like none of this could possibly matter without ever explicitly stating why it doesn't matter. It's this idea that 'haha, look at all the dumb people who care about balls!! Haha, balls!!"