You need remedial comedy lessons. The "fall down the stairs" gig only works in "unwanted pregnancy jokes" not "rape jokes" . Duh. (still not funny)

People who are pro-choice realize that this makes sense, but pro-lifers see it as justice. That those baby-murdering girls (and so many of them were no more than girls) got what they deserved. Focusing on their own motivations and beliefs instead of the rights of others. Sad.