This was not written by a real person.

Why are so many black voice actors voicing white characters in uh white america?

Isn’t this the second Horizon game?

This was fun, but fuck off with this:
“4. “Your mission is to help her cross the deadly dangers which are swamps, quicksand, spider monster leopards, and lions in the underground. And there are obstacles, pits and cobras, to obstruct Tomboy from crossing hazards. On the adventuring trip, Tomboy perhaps recovers…

Not that sad, how long do you think it takes to review bomb a game?  30 minutes? 60 minutes?  5 hours?

Board gaming isn’t a political or social cause.  They shouldn’t say anything, and if you think they should, then you should be forced to watch Trump speeches every waking moment of your life.

George Floyd didn’t deserve to die, but apparently he was about to drive under the influence.  I work five days a week with a co-worker who worked for AAA and got sandwiched between his truck and a client’s car because a drunk driver hit his truck going 90.  Does this observation make me a racist?

Yeah, but what we really want to know is if she’s a lesbian or not.

“dAnGeRoUs CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiEs”.

Uh, no tweet is troll proof if a retweet of it gets more action than the original lmao.  Fucking hack journalists.

Eh, the best chairs cost more than $1000, why feel guilty over $450?  I told my wife I was going to buy one and she decided she’d surprise me on my birthday with a shitty chinese knockoff.  I was disappointed because it’s falling apart after two years and still cost $300-$400.

That’s not a fuck up, that’s doing what  you say you’ll do after you make a mistake.

The game feels really good to play which a lot of people gloss over, the problem is there just wasn’t much there so as good as it felt you kept doing the same stuff and the story really sucked...

100% agree, hope they fix it enough that I can come back and recommend it to friends.

He posts the cover of the game and a bunch of dumbasses think he’s claiming to be JC Denton rather than pointing out the worrying authoritarianism you morons are promoting?

Why is that shocking, we know Kotaku is hiring the cheapest people possible... which generally means people who haven’t yet developed a career and obviously wouldn’t have played the original.

Uh... so he’s pretending to be a game “journalist”?

Yeah well no fucking shit.  Teaching any class that wasn’t meant to be taught online taught online is a fucking terrible idea... but we have no choice you fucking morons.

Well it is terrible, so the teacher was right.

This whole article reads like it was written by an elitist asshole. I’m not saying that elitist asshole is wrong, but If he isn’t, then he’s just a jerk.