It's bad enough they let Danica race, now we gotta learn female biology too?

show yourself out please.

By not hitting four shots in a row, he can't be Tony LaRussa's DD either.

Who booked this shit, Vince Russo?

Step one in making a grilled cheese sandwich is NOT doing anything with a can of soup.

I deeply wish they would make LeBron and Durant have a "funk" contest.

Oh, god, the punching bag machine.

From Wikipedia

Apparently the scouting report on the Slovak goalie read "Aim for the blocker side"

"US commandos jump out, guns drawn. Seven seconds in."

Not just drawn, but firing, you can see this clearly in the video.

"US commandos begin to enter the car. A Hyundai moves to block Ruqai's escape. Eight seconds in"

No escape, this is the driver dying and losing control of the car.

"All three vehicles drive off in…

THUG

Coulda saved yourself some typing if you'd just written I HAVE LOUSY TASTE

"Suicidal grasshopper" was the most efficient obituary for David Carradine.

Baseball Stars > R.B.I.

I'm inclined to agree with Costas and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. Some events should be confined to the X Games.

6:10 a.m. [Larry Bird shows up for exhibition, names himself one of two team captains, original format is scrapped]

It must have been nice to see a shot of Jagr on the Penguins again.

Well, at least Duncan Keith isn't quoting Mussolini again.

"The homicide happened exactly one year from Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher's murder-suicide, which ended with Belcher shooting himself in the head in the Arrowhead Stadium parking lot."