The only "secret" menu item I do is one i create on my own.

Michigan has a nearly identical avg. depth, and a larger maximum depth

"God damn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks"

Heckle & Jeckle.

Huntress? yes. more Jessica De Gouw, plz.

Hey, I09... quit trolling. dieselpunk?

Sometime in the mid 90's i read a book that explored similar ideas.

The Derrick Rose nova:

You smoke the real good shit.

Even the shootout, and the celebrity all-star softball game laugh at the Dunk contest.

You can weaponize your grilled cheese sandwich by using cold pack cheese spread (i prefer Merkts cheddar with bacon)

Nothing at all like the "miracle on ice"

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=illest

Wash looks like he's wearing scrubs.

Well, most of the groups i see at "our" machine prominently feature at least one bro with a tapout or affliction shirt, so Im guessing their chances aren't all that high to begin with.

can it not be firefly, just once?

I could see Golden Tee being a frat-boy magnet. However, where I work, its mostly employees that play, with some bar regulars mixed in. The mini golf game gets more random customer play.