Cubs fans know there was nothing even slightly amusing about Mr. Fukodome.

The list of Chicago bands better than Alkaline Trio is long.

Because New Jersey

Lettuce is for suckers.

couldn't make it to the 3rd paragraph, huh?

The Panthers should just get Jay Lethal to do his Flair schtick. At this point he does a better job.

Didn't Kluwe have a tryout with the Bears toward the beginning of the season?

In the midwest, it's anyplace south of St Louis.

30" rim option?

It's a flying-diesel-shooting brake. Do you think it doesn't have an option for a disintegrate ray. Reverse, pfft.

Ahh, the Jim Hendry school of negotiating.

i didn't see the " 's" upon first glance.

To be honest, those are the only people who actually go to Murphy's to begin with.

"Ive seen worse headshots"

" Kansas City Chiefs.

Green bean casserole & Stuffing from inside the turkey?

I already fear the first Reggie Rose press conference.

hmm....