Beat me to it! I'm really looking forward to my amends step. Given how much I owe people, I think I'll need an endless source of funds. Brb getting 9,000 jobs.

Sounds like someone is fulfilling the requirements of their 12 step program.

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

...or when talking with others, or in any social context, unless you are at home with family, and even then, not at the table.

"Male nurse sentenced to two years in jail for raping woman's corpse."

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

All those hours practicing in the mirror, WORTH IT.

I'm glad someone appreciated it. I honestly don't know why the other commenters here are acting like it's a hilarious joke that someone could be considered an expert on the topic of sex. That attitude of not taking such things seriously is probably why some areas of sex-related science are so neglected, especially…

She has a Ph.D. in Human Sexuality, Marriage, and Family Life Education from NYU and an M.S. in Human Sexuality Education.

I had some from Wal Mart

Nope, but I am a little sarcastic.

If that's your attitude, then you have no business complaining the next time a big corporation uses a loophole - to avoid paying taxes, or getting away with puny fines after polluting or harming someone, etc. I'm sure Lufthansa will close this loophole - adding to the massive pile of tortuous legalize that…

Ah to live in a land where All The Choices are available and only the dumbasses choose the bad choices.

I doubt you'd have that attitude if this were applied to anything other than reproductive rights. If your Jehovah's Witness bosses didn't want you having a blood transfusion, I'm pretty sure you'd have objections beyond "Welp, I'd better abandon my job and hope to find similar employment elsewhere in a shit economy!…

What if I told you that not everyone has the luxury of being selective about who employs them? WHAT THEN.

Yup. I'm sure this girl did seem "nice enough." She was oblivious and unable to object to his creepshotting.

Wow, that's pretty judgmental... he's a bad dad because he asked her a softball interview question?