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[CFK] Tender Vittles
Tender-Vittles

True story, just over 3 years ago I met an amazing woman on OkCupid, we are getting married next month.

I'm pretty sure I got the worst ever solicitation on okcupid. It was, "Do you have any fetuses?"

I got a message from "ZeusInSwanForm" and dude had no idea he'd named himself after a rapist.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

The cold dead stare of someone who would have killed those fucking bears.

What makes you think this is any sort of representation of What Feminism Should Be? I must have missed where it says feminism in "Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women..." It's a women's gossip blog. Feminist issues may be discussed from time to time, but female chauvinism is also spoken here and (prepare to

I don't know about that. They do have the healthy glow of a pretty high-fiber diet.

I assumed something a bit more sinister was likely to happen.

Good ole Brevard county :P

I am reading this while in a meeting.

Sums it up nicely:

My boss once said under his breath as we entered a conference room, "meetings: where all of us are dumber than one of us."

Anyone who cares about ROI is unlikely to be a good teacher. That's why such a vital industry is relatively low paying - if bankers or foremen or lawyers don't get paid what they think they're worth, they'll just walk away, but a good teacher would never punish a student for their bad paycheck.

Ugh, those glasses will always give me the willies. Makes me think of Dahmer.

Yes. I once had some weird stomach thing and went to the gastro doctor and as soon as I said I was gay he had a whole lot of questions to ask me about butts.

It's not about the actual sex. Between poor, old school parenting, imagery they see in the media, and just plain old childish bullshit (literally, since most of the these guys are late teens/early 20s), these guys were: