My family used to live in Utah, and every vacation would be a different National Park. Then we moved to Connecticut and were like, uh, there's only one National Park in all of New England?

True story, just over 3 years ago I met an amazing woman on OkCupid, we are getting married next month.

I'm pretty sure I got the worst ever solicitation on okcupid. It was, "Do you have any fetuses?"

I got a message from "ZeusInSwanForm" and dude had no idea he'd named himself after a rapist.

Well, yeah, I can see her point. Most Pisces relationships end up with the male showing up for a brief period of time to fertilize the eggs and then either dying or getting eaten by grizzly bears. Glad things worked out though.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

The cold dead stare of someone who would have killed those fucking bears.

What makes you think this is any sort of representation of What Feminism Should Be? I must have missed where it says feminism in "Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women..." It's a women's gossip blog. Feminist issues may be discussed from time to time, but female chauvinism is also spoken here and (prepare to…

I don't know about that. They do have the healthy glow of a pretty high-fiber diet.

I assumed something a bit more sinister was likely to happen.

Good ole Brevard county :P

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I am reading this while in a meeting.

Sums it up nicely:

My boss once said under his breath as we entered a conference room, "meetings: where all of us are dumber than one of us."

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Binge read once a year. Every year. Never forget your towel.