The first one is excellent. Although it is a little violent and gets a bit gory, those aspects are very much diminished by a good story and interesting character interactions. The second one is mediocre and unfocused and at one point requires a big old swig of the proverbial Suspension of Disbelief. The third one was…

Racism is a feature of US drug policy—one if it’s early selling points, even. Marijuana is illegal exactly because of it; Harry Anslinger (the US’s first drug czar) openly stated that “reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men,” and said it had to be made illegal because it caused white women to…

There are a lot of phrases on this page, but truly the best is "waxed poetic about my snoodge."

It's been at zero ever since the rest of the country heard about SB101. Now you're on the "consecutive days at zero days without an embarrassing story about your home state" counter.

Did I misjudge those 72 seconds? How is this not a BWP 2.o? I'm open to hearing what I am missing.

Today's festival fashion = what the unfashionable kids wore to high school in the 90s.

Maybe this? I think it will even snap on.

It is an umbilical cord. The reach-around is because it's fused to the anus for recycling purposes. These dudes shit into their own stomachs.

It's like when I don't brush my teeth for a couple of weeks. (I eat a lot of licorice)

But what if I have a perfectly cylindrical face with a big yellow nub on the top?

It needs to end with crying and ice cream.

Why, nearly 10 years later, would a major political party still be making jokes based on an ad campaign that first aired in the US in 2006? Have Republicans not consumed any new pop culture since the second Bush administration?

Oh, man, that pizza shooter was the best! No other plastic artillery I owned as a kid could punch a hole in a Lego castle.

Since it was in the garage, I'm guessing the scene was made to look like death by carbon monoxide poisoning, with the dogs in the car.

Make up tips from a guy, #2: Your lips should never be lighter than your skin.

Just watch "Raiders of the Lost Arcade" from the Futurama episode "Anthology of Interest II." There are bound to be more good jokes in those ten minutes than in this entire movie.

BRB... adding the word "haunted" to everything in my eBay store...

"Up next, is the KKK still relevant in America...?"

Bananas are among the cheapest items in any grocery store, and if you're judicious, you can end up saving a lot of money at the register by ringing up expensive cuts of meat as bananas. Simply place the meat on the scale, and then place the bananas on top of the meat. Weigh it all as bananas, and then quickly move…

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