Hopefully the police were paying attention when he announced that his gun isn't real.

It just hit me how fucked up this is.

Catholics consider suicide a mortal and unforgivable sin.

I was worried people would have to click on that comment thread to see the replies to see the comment with additional info.

Gynecism sexualizes and sexually empowers girls and women throughout the lifespan and insists upon the absolute and sole right of a pregnant female to terminate her own pregnancy at any point.

Sorry it's a bit disorganized. I'm new to kinja!

Just get the CVS card and use the receipt as a scarf like a normal person.

Friendzoning is bullshit because girls are not machines that you put Kindness Coins into until sex falls out.

She walked away and told our manager who didn't want to approach the table because he was afraid of the man. He told her to apologize to them.

I'm definitely a reader, which is (partly) why I have such gaps in my catalog of popular movies watched. Quick confession, though: I had forgotten The Shawshank Redemption was a book! Having previously worked in bookstores for years, this is disheartening to admit. But your suggestion is a good one—I'd much rather…

Yeah, I'm not actually going to watch The Matrix—it doesn't look like my cup of tea. (Partly because that's definitely not tea in my cup...) I'd rather just swallow the blue pill and go back to cat videos.

I will! Someday. (I'm supposed to watch Jurassic Park first. And The Matrix and The Shawshank Redemption. No one around here knows I haven't seen The Lion King so I rarely get made fun of for that one.)

I think the fear of having to include every single disability is maybe a little misguided. A deaf child, for instance, could identify with a princess with Down Syndrome in that they both have to struggle with feeling isolated from and misunderstood by everyone else. They both perhaps face ridicule from their peers at…

I'm not a Disney fan by any means (for instance, I have never seen The Lion King), but I'd go to see this*. Just seeing how they handle the subject would be interesting. It can't be easy to portray people with developmental disabilities in fiction; you'd have to convey the degree of her disability without being…

And if you fill out enough surveys, it might even pay for the class!

No. I'm afraid that reading all of your back issues of Cosmo in bed will wow very few men.

This month, though, they're revealing The Top 15 Ways to Absolutely Wow Your Man in Bed. IT HAS ALL BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS.

It's great that you have the courage and the perseverance to testify. Thanks for sharing your story, and good luck with the trial! It sounds like that man needs to be taken off the streets.

But did your dad show them his tits?

Counterpoint: no one should play Michele Bachmann in a movie.